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Dispatch From the Olbermann Vigil: Blue America Weeps as One.

Sure, no one with reasonable perspective will recall this tragic day in the shadow of the assassination of JFK. No one years from now will ask “Do you remember where you were when you heard the news that Keith Olbermann … Continue reading

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The 2010 Midterm Elections Know-Your-Issues Flash Cards

With November bringing possibly the most important election since Ken Howard beat those three or four other people who weren’t working often enough to keep them from being president of the Screen Actors’ Guild, attention must be paid to making … Continue reading

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My Psychic Predictions for the New Year:

In an effort to beat the December crowds, I am coming out now and publishing my psychic predictions for the beginning of 2011. What an exciting year it has been! Who can wait to see what the new year holds. … Continue reading

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Oscar: Only Snooty Codgers Are Rewarded.

Kids, you probably don’t know this. You were probably playing Mass Effect II, watching a Tool Academy marathon, or listening to Ke$sha while getting fellatia from Laticia while your mother was watching The 82nd Annual Academy Awards.  I’d tell you … Continue reading

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Kanye as Spartacus

Shame on you, Gary Trudeau! In a recent Doonesbury strip, B.D. and Boopsie were commenting on the depravity of a Hollywood culture so tumescent at the thought of involving itself in the  Roman Polanski crusade that if the issue was … Continue reading

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