Monthly Archives: October 2010

One Final Tea Party Appeal to Right Thinking Voters, in Verse!

Been two long years since madness fell upon the population, And loosed a rabid, foreign, Muslim Commie on our nation. Why even ‘fore he took the oath—while Bush was still in place He started on his evil plot to throttle … Continue reading

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Exclusive Interview: I am Brett Favre’s Wee-Wee!

BSP: First off, Brett Favre’s wee-wee, what should we call you? BFW: Truth be told, I go by many names. The first person who laid eyes on me identified me as Hot-Damn-It’s-not-a-Chick! Later I was Mr. Pee-Pee, Old Faithful. The … Continue reading

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My Open Letter to Whoopie and Joy!

Whoopie, Joy, I am writing this open letter because I really want both of you to know how profoundly disappointed I am in both of you! And furthermore . . . . Hey! Wait! Where are you going?! What the … Continue reading

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The 2010 Midterm Elections Know-Your-Issues Flash Cards

With November bringing possibly the most important election since Ken Howard beat those three or four other people who weren’t working often enough to keep them from being president of the Screen Actors’ Guild, attention must be paid to making … Continue reading

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Top Ten Best Jobs a Guy Can’t Really Get Because They are Fictional!

Ten: Network Family Sitcom Anything I know this is a little general and at first glance unremarkable, but run a few sitcom families through your mind then ask yourself:  Where do these people live? The answer in almost every case … Continue reading

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