Monthly Archives: March 2010

What’s So Funny ‘Bout Peace, Love and Understanding?

Posted on March 29, 2010 by

Peace, Love and Understanding go into a bar . . . They are arguing furiously as they sit. “What can I do you guys for?” says the bartender. “Maybe you can settle an argument.” says Understanding. “Yeah. Which is the … Continue reading →

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Songs From the G.O.P. Musical No-klahoma, Pt. 3

Posted on March 27, 2010 by

Everything’s Up to Date in Sadr City. We first went into Baghdad on a Thursday. We introduced ourselves with shock and awe. We really couldn’t justify it per se So we kinda sort of skirted global law. They had some … Continue reading →

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Songs From the G.O.P. Musical No-klahoma: Part 2.

Posted on March 24, 2010 by

The Army With the Fringe on the Top. Brigadier General Curley (Ret.) If it’s time to leave your family, and become a brand new enlistee, You will join a brand new set of martial forces, guaranteed to shake your family … Continue reading →

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Songs From the G.O.P. Musical No-klahoma!

Posted on March 23, 2010 by

Oh What a Dutiful Mourning. Oh, the Tea Party cattle are lowing As the size of their waistlines keeps growing. Health care was passed, and they’re starting to cry And Wanda Mae Freetrunk just reached for a pie. Oh what … Continue reading →

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The Texas Board of Education’s Early History of Whitemerica! Part Two: The Fight for Independence.

Posted on March 17, 2010 by

Things had been going well in the colonies for a couple hundred years. Rugged entrepreneurs who needed nothing but raw determination and the shirts on their backs were able, through grit and thrift, to turn the massive amounts of land … Continue reading →

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The Texas Board of Education’s Early History of Whitemerica! Part One: Discovery of the New World.

Posted on March 15, 2010 by

The Texas Board of Education’s Early History of Whitemerica. Part One: The Discovery of America. When the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria arrived in what would later come to be known as Miami Beach, Christopher Columbus was shocked … Continue reading →

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In Passing.

Posted on March 15, 2010 by

I seek  none of your esteem, but I am fine with your respect. Your libel passes through no reputation to infect. I’m numb to your affection though I’m warm to your embrace. I will brook no insurrection; if you lie, … Continue reading →

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Let’s Mothball the Middleman Missile!

Posted on March 14, 2010 by

It’s time to mothball the Middleman Missile! First a little fair disclosure: One of my kids is getting through college partially on the basis of student loans and partially on the basis of “parent” loans from the same or similar … Continue reading →

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Jesus Packed a Side Arm: An Ode to the Militia Movement

Posted on March 11, 2010 by

Jesus Packed a Side Arm. An Ode to the Militia Movement. Did you know Jesus packed a side arm? The Bible says he did. Its not mentioned in the scriptures, ’cause he always kept it hid. All right, it wasn’t real. I … Continue reading →

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Oscar: Only Snooty Codgers Are Rewarded.

Posted on March 8, 2010 by

Kids, you probably don’t know this. You were probably playing Mass Effect II, watching a Tool Academy marathon, or listening to Ke$sha while getting fellatia from Laticia while your mother was watching The 82nd Annual Academy Awards.  I’d tell you … Continue reading →

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