Monthly Archives: March 2010
What’s So Funny ‘Bout Peace, Love and Understanding?
Peace, Love and Understanding go into a bar . . . They are arguing furiously as they sit. “What can I do you guys for?” says the bartender. “Maybe you can settle an argument.” says Understanding. “Yeah. Which is the … Continue reading
Songs From the G.O.P. Musical No-klahoma, Pt. 3
Everything’s Up to Date in Sadr City. We first went into Baghdad on a Thursday. We introduced ourselves with shock and awe. We really couldn’t justify it per se So we kinda sort of skirted global law. They had some … Continue reading
The Texas Board of Education’s Early History of Whitemerica! Part Two: The Fight for Independence.
Things had been going well in the colonies for a couple hundred years. Rugged entrepreneurs who needed nothing but raw determination and the shirts on their backs were able, through grit and thrift, to turn the massive amounts of land … Continue reading
The Texas Board of Education’s Early History of Whitemerica! Part One: Discovery of the New World.
The Texas Board of Education’s Early History of Whitemerica. Part One: The Discovery of America. When the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria arrived in what would later come to be known as Miami Beach, Christopher Columbus was shocked … Continue reading
In Passing.
I seek none of your esteem, but I am fine with your respect. Your libel passes through no reputation to infect. I’m numb to your affection though I’m warm to your embrace. I will brook no insurrection; if you lie, … Continue reading