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Dear Reprimander-in-Chief:

I know you are busy. Heck either standing tall on the world stage or bending over backwards to placate your opponents here at home would be a full time job. Working overtime everyday to do both must be taxing.  Nevertheless, … Continue reading

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Bah! Humbug! Christmas 2010

Twas the night before Christmas and as was his stead Santa went off with his gift-laden sled. With toys for the tots and great gifts for the rest, He was certain they’d all feel joyous and blessed. He hit Canada … Continue reading

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The 2010 Midterm Elections Know-Your-Issues Flash Cards

With November bringing possibly the most important election since Ken Howard beat those three or four other people who weren’t working often enough to keep them from being president of the Screen Actors’ Guild, attention must be paid to making … Continue reading

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My Psychic Predictions for the New Year:

In an effort to beat the December crowds, I am coming out now and publishing my psychic predictions for the beginning of 2011. What an exciting year it has been! Who can wait to see what the new year holds. … Continue reading

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Burning the Koran: (not really)Official Minutes of the DWOC Executive Committee

Record of Minutes Executive Council Meeting, Dove World Outreach Center July 14, 2010: 7:00 PM Merle Valdosta recording In attendance:            Merle, Viola, Junior Absent:                        Edna, Eustice, Junior, Maybelle Meeting opened w/prayer from Pastor Terry thanking God for so far … Continue reading

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El Invasion de los Spermos Malevolente!

The strategy is simple yet sublime in its evil genius. Having had their nefarious plot to recapture the Southern United States by re-insinuating themselves into American political life through the nefarious use of “anchor babies”—tiny little roadside IACs (incredibly adorable … Continue reading

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They Only Yam What They Say They Yam?

Penn Jillette has a new feature on Revision 3. It’s called Penn Point. In the spirit of full disclosure, I am a fan of Mr. Jillette. I go back to the days of the magic show on 43rd street (MoFo … Continue reading

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