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Bah! Humbug! Christmas 2010

Twas the night before Christmas and as was his stead Santa went off with his gift-laden sled. With toys for the tots and great gifts for the rest, He was certain they’d all feel joyous and blessed. He hit Canada … Continue reading

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One Final Tea Party Appeal to Right Thinking Voters, in Verse!

Been two long years since madness fell upon the population, And loosed a rabid, foreign, Muslim Commie on our nation. Why even ‘fore he took the oath—while Bush was still in place He started on his evil plot to throttle … Continue reading

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The 2010 Midterm Elections Know-Your-Issues Flash Cards

With November bringing possibly the most important election since Ken Howard beat those three or four other people who weren’t working often enough to keep them from being president of the Screen Actors’ Guild, attention must be paid to making … Continue reading

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My Psychic Predictions for the New Year:

In an effort to beat the December crowds, I am coming out now and publishing my psychic predictions for the beginning of 2011. What an exciting year it has been! Who can wait to see what the new year holds. … Continue reading

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Glenn Beck’s Restoring Honor Speech: Excerpted Quotes From King.

When Glenn Beck mounts the podium at the “Restoring Honor” rally in Washington, on the 28th of August, 2010 he will no doubt be cognizant of the memories of Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream” speech–so cognizant in fact … Continue reading

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The Phoenix Theater of the Fence Presents: White-Side Story, Part I: The Jute Song

BIFF Hey, Joe Bob! Looky, the boys is playin’ soccer. JOE BOB Hey, Biff, don’t you mean fute- ball? (all of the Jutes laugh) BIFF Last time I checked this was a football field, not some South American, New World … Continue reading

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Songs From the G.O.P. Musical No-klahoma: Part 2.

The Army With the Fringe on the Top. Brigadier General Curley (Ret.) If it’s time to leave your family, and become a brand new enlistee, You will join a brand new set of martial forces, guaranteed to shake your family … Continue reading

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