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Red and Blue Rover: My Playground Solution to Cutting the Deficit.

Heck, they’re acting like children anyway. Let’s play in their wheel house.We have this massive deficit, but no one on either side can think of any way to cut it other than attacking a bogeyman on the other side. Republicans … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin is “The Dear Hunter!” (a film synopsis)

Outline for Pitch Title:            The Dear Hunter Authors (information privileged pending contract) Plot: This is the story of Sarah Palin, a young Alaskan girl from a small town who enlists in the culture wars and ships off to foreign lands.  … Continue reading

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Biscuits and Wavy Gravy: The Tea Party’s Roots in the Summer of Love

Ever since these Tea Party folks began yapping about in the wake of the Obama Presidency, I have sensed something vaguely familiar and frighteningly sort of endearing about them. I wrote the feeling off over the past few months as … Continue reading

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The 2010 Midterm Elections Know-Your-Issues Flash Cards

With November bringing possibly the most important election since Ken Howard beat those three or four other people who weren’t working often enough to keep them from being president of the Screen Actors’ Guild, attention must be paid to making … Continue reading

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My Psychic Predictions for the New Year:

In an effort to beat the December crowds, I am coming out now and publishing my psychic predictions for the beginning of 2011. What an exciting year it has been! Who can wait to see what the new year holds. … Continue reading

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So You Wanna Be a Tea Party Candidate!

Early on the movement was sufficiently widespread and populist in nature that it was really difficult to define accurately the “typical” Tea Party candidate. Now that the primary season is over scientists have been able to arrive at a template … Continue reading

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Burning the Koran: (not really)Official Minutes of the DWOC Executive Committee

Record of Minutes Executive Council Meeting, Dove World Outreach Center July 14, 2010: 7:00 PM Merle Valdosta recording In attendance:            Merle, Viola, Junior Absent:                        Edna, Eustice, Junior, Maybelle Meeting opened w/prayer from Pastor Terry thanking God for so far … Continue reading

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