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My 2011 Psychic Predictions: Part One.

Distressed by the continuing anger of the Tea Party, all of the rest of Americans will band together to give them everything they want–which will just piss them off. Despite the risk to national security, 2,110,541 American men will sign … Continue reading

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Dear Reprimander-in-Chief:

I know you are busy. Heck either standing tall on the world stage or bending over backwards to placate your opponents here at home would be a full time job. Working overtime everyday to do both must be taxing.  Nevertheless, … Continue reading

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Bah! Humbug! Christmas 2010

Twas the night before Christmas and as was his stead Santa went off with his gift-laden sled. With toys for the tots and great gifts for the rest, He was certain they’d all feel joyous and blessed. He hit Canada … Continue reading

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The Walking Dem!

Despite what “experts” claim, there is no consensus—scientific or otherwise—about how it started.  The tin hats still say Hillary Clinton, the clear front runner in 2007, was co-opted by the powerful economic elite by whom she had always dreamed of … Continue reading

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One Final Tea Party Appeal to Right Thinking Voters, in Verse!

Been two long years since madness fell upon the population, And loosed a rabid, foreign, Muslim Commie on our nation. Why even ‘fore he took the oath—while Bush was still in place He started on his evil plot to throttle … Continue reading

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My Psychic Predictions for the New Year:

In an effort to beat the December crowds, I am coming out now and publishing my psychic predictions for the beginning of 2011. What an exciting year it has been! Who can wait to see what the new year holds. … Continue reading

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So You Wanna Be a Tea Party Candidate!

Early on the movement was sufficiently widespread and populist in nature that it was really difficult to define accurately the “typical” Tea Party candidate. Now that the primary season is over scientists have been able to arrive at a template … Continue reading

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