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Bowing Toward Mocha: Why Americans Suck at Taking to the Streets.

Posted on February 24, 2011 by

Let me get this straight right at the beginning. I am not complaining. I for one am happy as can be that for the most part my fellow countrymen and I comprise the lamest bunch of flame-throwing radicals in the … Continue reading →

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Sarah Palin is “The Dear Hunter!” (a film synopsis)

Posted on January 13, 2011 by

Outline for Pitch Title:            The Dear Hunter Authors (information privileged pending contract) Plot: This is the story of Sarah Palin, a young Alaskan girl from a small town who enlists in the culture wars and ships off to foreign lands.  … Continue reading →

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Biscuits and Wavy Gravy: The Tea Party’s Roots in the Summer of Love

Posted on November 17, 2010 by

Ever since these Tea Party folks began yapping about in the wake of the Obama Presidency, I have sensed something vaguely familiar and frighteningly sort of endearing about them. I wrote the feeling off over the past few months as … Continue reading →

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One Final Tea Party Appeal to Right Thinking Voters, in Verse!

Posted on October 28, 2010 by

Been two long years since madness fell upon the population, And loosed a rabid, foreign, Muslim Commie on our nation. Why even ‘fore he took the oath—while Bush was still in place He started on his evil plot to throttle … Continue reading →

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My Psychic Predictions for the New Year:

Posted on September 29, 2010 by

In an effort to beat the December crowds, I am coming out now and publishing my psychic predictions for the beginning of 2011. What an exciting year it has been! Who can wait to see what the new year holds. … Continue reading →

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So You Wanna Be a Tea Party Candidate!

Posted on September 22, 2010 by

Early on the movement was sufficiently widespread and populist in nature that it was really difficult to define accurately the “typical” Tea Party candidate. Now that the primary season is over scientists have been able to arrive at a template … Continue reading →

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Obama’s Radical Ho Connection!

Posted on September 15, 2010 by

In the wake of the shattering expose of Barrack Obama’s genetically instilled Kenyan extremism and hatred of American freedom so heroically chronicled by Dinesh D’Souza and supported by groundbreaking historian cum savior of civilization Newt Gingrich, a new scandal potentially … Continue reading →

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