Monthly Archives: September 2010

My Psychic Predictions for the New Year:

In an effort to beat the December crowds, I am coming out now and publishing my psychic predictions for the beginning of 2011. What an exciting year it has been! Who can wait to see what the new year holds. … Continue reading

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So You Wanna Be a Tea Party Candidate!

Early on the movement was sufficiently widespread and populist in nature that it was really difficult to define accurately the “typical” Tea Party candidate. Now that the primary season is over scientists have been able to arrive at a template … Continue reading

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The Tea Party Congressional Moms’ Approved Children’s Reading List.

Who’s Waldo, Why Does He Dress Like a Foreigner, and Why is He Trying So Hard to Blend in? The “Bunny” Trilogy: Don’t Pat the Bunny, Sweetie. It Seems a Little Weird. If You Pat the Bunny One More Time, … Continue reading

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Obama’s Radical Ho Connection!

In the wake of the shattering expose of Barrack Obama’s genetically instilled Kenyan extremism and hatred of American freedom so heroically chronicled by Dinesh D’Souza and supported by groundbreaking historian cum savior of civilization Newt Gingrich, a new scandal potentially … Continue reading

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Burning the Koran: (not really)Official Minutes of the DWOC Executive Committee

Record of Minutes Executive Council Meeting, Dove World Outreach Center July 14, 2010: 7:00 PM Merle Valdosta recording In attendance:            Merle, Viola, Junior Absent:                        Edna, Eustice, Junior, Maybelle Meeting opened w/prayer from Pastor Terry thanking God for so far … Continue reading

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Which Troubled Celebrity Are You?

Take this simple quiz to find out. The police stop you, because you have a broken tail light. When the office shines his flashlight in the car, he sees a small amount of cocaine in plastic wrap on the dashboard. … Continue reading

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