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Bowing Toward Mocha: Why Americans Suck at Taking to the Streets.

Let me get this straight right at the beginning. I am not complaining. I for one am happy as can be that for the most part my fellow countrymen and I comprise the lamest bunch of flame-throwing radicals in the … Continue reading

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The 2010 Midterm Elections Know-Your-Issues Flash Cards

With November bringing possibly the most important election since Ken Howard beat those three or four other people who weren’t working often enough to keep them from being president of the Screen Actors’ Guild, attention must be paid to making … Continue reading

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My Psychic Predictions for the New Year:

In an effort to beat the December crowds, I am coming out now and publishing my psychic predictions for the beginning of 2011. What an exciting year it has been! Who can wait to see what the new year holds. … Continue reading

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Burning the Koran: (not really)Official Minutes of the DWOC Executive Committee

Record of Minutes Executive Council Meeting, Dove World Outreach Center July 14, 2010: 7:00 PM Merle Valdosta recording In attendance:            Merle, Viola, Junior Absent:                        Edna, Eustice, Junior, Maybelle Meeting opened w/prayer from Pastor Terry thanking God for so far … Continue reading

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Glenn Beck’s Restoring Honor Speech: Excerpted Quotes From King.

When Glenn Beck mounts the podium at the “Restoring Honor” rally in Washington, on the 28th of August, 2010 he will no doubt be cognizant of the memories of Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream” speech–so cognizant in fact … Continue reading

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El Invasion de los Spermos Malevolente!

The strategy is simple yet sublime in its evil genius. Having had their nefarious plot to recapture the Southern United States by re-insinuating themselves into American political life through the nefarious use of “anchor babies”—tiny little roadside IACs (incredibly adorable … Continue reading

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The Phoenix Theater of the Fence Presents: White-Side Story, Part I: The Jute Song

BIFF Hey, Joe Bob! Looky, the boys is playin’ soccer. JOE BOB Hey, Biff, don’t you mean fute- ball? (all of the Jutes laugh) BIFF Last time I checked this was a football field, not some South American, New World … Continue reading

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