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Burning the Koran: (not really)Official Minutes of the DWOC Executive Committee

Record of Minutes Executive Council Meeting, Dove World Outreach Center July 14, 2010: 7:00 PM Merle Valdosta recording In attendance:            Merle, Viola, Junior Absent:                        Edna, Eustice, Junior, Maybelle Meeting opened w/prayer from Pastor Terry thanking God for so far … Continue reading

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Glenn Beck’s Restoring Honor Speech: Excerpted Quotes From King.

When Glenn Beck mounts the podium at the “Restoring Honor” rally in Washington, on the 28th of August, 2010 he will no doubt be cognizant of the memories of Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream” speech–so cognizant in fact … Continue reading

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So You Want to Be a Demagogue!: Part One.

So you want to be a demagogue! Good for you! I mean it; good for you! Wanting to be a demagogue shows that you wish to be active in your community—that you want to make a difference! You picked a … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin’s Commencement Address to UC-Stanislaus

Mr. President, Board of Trustees, All You Blame-America-First Communist Faculty Members, Parents and of course the Graduating Students of UC-Stanislaus, I just wanna say I am so proud to speak to you today that my pride alone could fill the … Continue reading

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