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My Psychic Predictions for the New Year:
In an effort to beat the December crowds, I am coming out now and publishing my psychic predictions for the beginning of 2011. What an exciting year it has been! Who can wait to see what the new year holds. … Continue reading →
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So You Wanna Be a Tea Party Candidate!
Early on the movement was sufficiently widespread and populist in nature that it was really difficult to define accurately the “typical” Tea Party candidate. Now that the primary season is over scientists have been able to arrive at a template … Continue reading →
Posted in citizenship, climate, Democratic, democrats, Domestic, election, guns, Hispanic, illegal, immigrants, obama, Opinion, president, satire
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Tagged Angle, anti-immigration, arizona, barack, beck, bipartisan, change, Christine, Christine O'Donnell, democrats, election, fox, fox news, O'Donnell, O'Reilly, obama, Palin, politics, recession, religion, republicans, right wing, satire, Sharron Angle, tea party, teaparty
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Obama’s Radical Ho Connection!
In the wake of the shattering expose of Barrack Obama’s genetically instilled Kenyan extremism and hatred of American freedom so heroically chronicled by Dinesh D’Souza and supported by groundbreaking historian cum savior of civilization Newt Gingrich, a new scandal potentially … Continue reading →
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Tagged barack, beck, bipartisan, change, D'Souza, democrats, don ho, fox, fox news, Gingrich, Newt, Newt GIngrich, O'Reilly, obama, Palin, politics, religion, republicans, right wing, satire, tea party
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Glenn Beck’s Restoring Honor Speech: Excerpted Quotes From King.
When Glenn Beck mounts the podium at the “Restoring Honor” rally in Washington, on the 28th of August, 2010 he will no doubt be cognizant of the memories of Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream” speech–so cognizant in fact … Continue reading →
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Tagged 2010 glenn beck, barack, beck, bias, bipartisan, change, democrats, fox, fox news, gays, guns, honor, I have a dream, king, martin luther kin, O'Reilly, Palin, peace, politics, rally august 28, republicans, right wing, satire, speech, tea party, Washington
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The Collected Sarahspeare: Shall I Malign Thee in a Rambling Speech.
Shall I malign thee in a rambling speech? What the heck, I’m bein’ amply paid. I’ll suck thy good intentions like a leech ‘til even your own grandma is afraid. I’ll tell them you’re an out of touch elite. I’ll … Continue reading →
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Tagged bard, democrats, Palin, politics, republicans, right wing, Sarah, Sarah Palin, shakespeare, sonnets, tea party
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White-Side Story, Part II: Sangria!
(Spoken) Sangria! (Sings) The most fruitiful taste I’ve ever had. Sangria. Sangria. Sangria. Sangria. Now room temperature wine just makes me sad. Sangria. Sangria. Sangria. Sangria. I just had a drink of Sangria. And now I’d think it queer to … Continue reading →
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Tagged anti-immigration, arizona, illegal aliens, immigration, politics, republicans, right wing, sangria, satire, tea party, west side story
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Songs From the G.O.P. Musical No-klahoma: Part 2.
The Army With the Fringe on the Top. Brigadier General Curley (Ret.) If it’s time to leave your family, and become a brand new enlistee, You will join a brand new set of martial forces, guaranteed to shake your family … Continue reading →
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Tagged barack, democrats, don't ask don't tell, gays, homosexual, lesbian, military, parody, republicans, right wing, satire, soldier
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Princess Pay-Ya Wows ’em at CaucasiaCon!
I’ll admit it! I love me a good Con. I love the stuff the vendors bring. I love the enthusiasm of the crowds. I love the up-close contact the fans get with their heroes—quick note, I saw Yvonne Craig, TV’s … Continue reading →
The Boys on the Serial Bus: Tea Party Convention Special–Voter Literacy Test.
In his speech before those assembled at the first annual National Tea Party convention, Tom Tancredo called for a renewal of Voter Literacy Tests in American elections. The assembled became galvanized around the notion and created a first draft of … Continue reading →
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Tagged barack, Bill Clinton, democrats, election, literacy test, obama, politics, republicans, right wing, tancredo, tea party, voting
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The Updated Republican Purity Test.
The New Republican Purity Test Fill in the blank: Glen Beck is a _____________________ lunatic. Raving. Sputtering. Full-Service. Who among the following would be the best-qualified expert for teaching about the creation of the Earth, in high school? The late … Continue reading →
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