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My 2011 Psychic Predictions: Part One.

Distressed by the continuing anger of the Tea Party, all of the rest of Americans will band together to give them everything they want–which will just piss them off. Despite the risk to national security, 2,110,541 American men will sign … Continue reading

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El Invasion de los Spermos Malevolente!

The strategy is simple yet sublime in its evil genius. Having had their nefarious plot to recapture the Southern United States by re-insinuating themselves into American political life through the nefarious use of “anchor babies”—tiny little roadside IACs (incredibly adorable … Continue reading

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Know Your Illegal Immigrant!

The State of Arizona has a big job ahead of us! We have enacted the most assertive illegal immigration law since Jim met Crow. The front line of our war on the ne’er-do-wells who want to clog up our wholesome … Continue reading

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