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Bowing Toward Mocha: Why Americans Suck at Taking to the Streets.
Let me get this straight right at the beginning. I am not complaining. I for one am happy as can be that for the most part my fellow countrymen and I comprise the lamest bunch of flame-throwing radicals in the … Continue reading
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Tagged 60s, american revolution, anti-immigration, beck, bias, bipartisan, cairo, democrats, egypt, guns, islam, jobs, O'Reilly, overthrow, Palin, peace, politics, radicals, religion, republicans, revolution, right wing, satire, sixties, tea party, teaparty, tunis, tunisia, zealot
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Red and Blue Rover: My Playground Solution to Cutting the Deficit.
Heck, they’re acting like children anyway. Let’s play in their wheel house.We have this massive deficit, but no one on either side can think of any way to cut it other than attacking a bogeyman on the other side. Republicans … Continue reading
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Tagged anti-immigration, arizona, bailout, Bill Clinton, billion, bipartisan, budget crisis, budget deficit, budget. budget cuts, Bush, change, deficit, democrats, election, entitlements, fox, fox news, guns, jobs, O'Reilly, Palin, republicans, right wing, satire, tea party, teaparty, trillion earmarks
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Sarah Palin is “The Dear Hunter!” (a film synopsis)
Outline for Pitch Title: The Dear Hunter Authors (information privileged pending contract) Plot: This is the story of Sarah Palin, a young Alaskan girl from a small town who enlists in the culture wars and ships off to foreign lands. … Continue reading
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Tagged arizona, beck, blood libel, Bush, change, deer hunter, democrats, election, fox, fox news, guns, Palin, reagan, republicans, right wing, Sarah, tea party, teaparty, wasilla
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The Tea Party Congressional Moms’ Approved Children’s Reading List.
Who’s Waldo, Why Does He Dress Like a Foreigner, and Why is He Trying So Hard to Blend in? The “Bunny” Trilogy: Don’t Pat the Bunny, Sweetie. It Seems a Little Weird. If You Pat the Bunny One More Time, … Continue reading
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Tagged alpha moms, kids. books, literature, midterm elections, moms, PTA, reading, reading to kids, tea party, teaparty
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El Invasion de los Spermos Malevolente!
The strategy is simple yet sublime in its evil genius. Having had their nefarious plot to recapture the Southern United States by re-insinuating themselves into American political life through the nefarious use of “anchor babies”—tiny little roadside IACs (incredibly adorable … Continue reading
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Tagged aliens, anchor babies, anti-immigration, arizona, babies, bias, bipartisan, border smuggling, decency, illegal aliens, mexican, mexicans, O'Reilly, Palin, right wing, tea party, women
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