The Tea Party Congressional Moms’ Approved Children’s Reading List.

Who’s Waldo, Why Does He Dress Like a Foreigner, and Why is He Trying So Hard to Blend in?

The “Bunny” Trilogy:

  1. Don’t Pat the Bunny, Sweetie. It Seems a Little Weird.
  2. If You Pat the Bunny One More Time, Mommy’s Taking You to Rev. Fairchild’s Homo Camp.
  3. Mommy, uh, Took the Bunny to Play With Its Little Bunny Friends.

Where We Keep the Wild Things and the Children Who Play With Them.

It’s None of Your Business Where You Came From, and If the School Board Tries to Tell You We’ll Sue.

Jenny Had Two Mommies Till They Were All Sucked Into Hell.

Richard Cheney’s Book of Gas Guzzlers and ATVs and Why Al Gore Can Shove It.

Why the Cat in the Hat Was Euthanized: A Gold Fish’s Harrowing Adventure.

Don’t Risk It, Bunny: The True Story of What Will Happen If You Run Away.

The Appropriate Adventures of Mind-Your-Own-Business George.

The Little Engine That Could but Wouldn’t Because He Was in a Union.

Corduroy: What If He’d Just Been Aborted?

Eloise: A Cautionary Tale About the Perils of Liberal America.

Where the Sidewalk Would Have Ended If a Tax & Spend President Hadn’t Wasted Our Tax Dollars on Pork for the Poor.

Babar: Why We Can’t Let Him Build Near Ground Zero.

Peter Rabbit Meets a Property Owner with Rights and the Guts to Enforce Them.

Oh, the Proper Neighborhoods to Which You’ll Go!

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