Obama’s Radical Ho Connection!

In the wake of the shattering expose of Barrack Obama’s genetically instilled Kenyan extremism and hatred of American freedom so heroically chronicled by Dinesh D’Souza and supported by groundbreaking historian cum savior of civilization Newt Gingrich, a new scandal potentially even more damaging to the huckster of hope has surfaced!  Ennobled by D’Souza’s discovery that the so-called “American” was actually raised “off the American mainland” on the hedonistic shores of Hawaii (itself part of the chain of Pacific islands infamous during the 19th century for luring British seamen to mutiny), researchers have dug into Obama’s formative years, referred to by some as “the breach on the beach” and documented his radical relationship with another son of the surf—the “Honolulu Zulu”, the “uke with the nuke”—the radical son of a seedy family of liquor distributors, Don Ho!

If you are like most Americans—gulled into passivity by the blame-stream liberal media, you have probably bought hook, line and pinko into the view of Ho as a harmless, genial native entertainer. He was, and Sally Bowles was just a waitress in a Berlin Applebee’s!

Consider just these few facts about the clandestine subversive career of Don “I load my Russian AK-47 with Pearly Shells” Ho:

  1. Was he who he pretended to be? If so, why was one of his deathbed quotes “[T]his masquerading soul has played our every role. I’d do it all again.”
  2. Was he the fun-loving family man the media promoted? If so, why would he invite little children—possibly even the young Obama himself (the records of who attended what event at Ho’s home and places of employment have mysteriously disappeared, if they ever existed at all) to play “Shock the Monkey?”
  3. Was he a happy-go-lucky, apolitical musician? If so, why was his band populated by the likes of the Aquinos the Chongs and the Mundos?  Do those names sound familiar? They should. Corazon Aquino was the socialist revolutionary who took over and despoiled the once proud democracy that was the Marcos-led Philippines! Chong Gwon Yong was the birth-name of Korean yakuza godfather Hisayuki Machii!  El Mundo has been and continues to be one of the most left-leaning radical newspapers in the history of yellow journalism! What could a young, radical, America-hating future President learn from influences such as these?

One can only guess what sordid, debauchery took place in the love palaces of a man whose very public mantra was “Make me happy. Make me feel fine!”  At the very least though, this is one more nail in the coffin of Barrack Hussein Obama’s so-called legacy of hope? What will be uncovered next? Stay tuned to find out!


About bigshotprof

College Professor in the Communication Studies department at Pace University. My personal life fall somewhere in the gap between less than you want to know and more than you need to know.
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3 Responses to Obama’s Radical Ho Connection!

  1. Ben Hoffman says:

    In a related story, UFOs were sited over Mount Hood in Oregon.

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