The “Is Your Anger Like Mel Gibson’s?” Quiz:

Recently CNN posted a link called Is Your Anger Like Mel Gibsons? to an article.  The article that it took you to–while interesting–was just a general discussion of rage. It didn’t really help you compare YOUR rage to Mel Gibson’s. To pick up where CNN dropped the ball, I have provided a simple five question quiz that will help you really compare your anger to Mel Gibson’s. Answer honestly. Good luck!

Even though he saw a merge sign half a mile ago, the jerk in the left lane pulls in front of you now at full speed, daring you to hit him. Do you:

  1. Recognize that retaliation could endanger several people and just let it go?
  2. Flip him the finger and tailgate him for ten miles.
  3. Call Mel Gibson’s girlfriend and tell her she’s a %^*@#-ing  sheep-&+%#$-er!

The Jewish guy across the hall bugs you very Friday to come over and turn on his air conditioner—which he can’t do, because it is the Sabbath. Do you:

  1. Tell him if he really believes in the Sabbath Law he will just sweat it out.
  2. Hide and pretend you aren’t in.
  3. Spend $60 million dollars on a movie about the crucifixion of Jesus.

Vicious White Supremacists march down your street without a permit. Do you:

  1. Call the police and demand that they be arrested.
  2. Join the counter-protesters and tell them what you think of them.
  3. Wait at the finish line and give your dad a ride home.

You want to watch the big game, but everyone else insists that you come with them to visit the Statue of Liberty. Do you

  1. Go but complain the whole time about how stupid and touristy it is.
  2. Refuse to go and watch the game but can’t enjoy it because of the controversy.
  3. Go and when you get to the top tell Lady Liberty that her crown makes her look like a ^%#$-ing transvestite and her implants look like they were made out of &%$^-ing brass!

Your girlfriend goes public with a bunch of phone messages that make you seem like an out-of-control psychopath. Do you

  1. Blame the booze and suffer silently.
  2. Claim you’re broke, suffer silently and hope Whoopi Goldberg remembers that you treated her OK.
  3. Move back to Australia with your ex-wife, try to put it all behind you, then after about six months scream that if the ^$%&-ing Kike-a-berras don’t stop laughing in the old gum tree, you are going to burn the &%#%-ing island into the Iron Age.

SCORING: Dude! Have you seen the papers? Your anger is like Mel Gibson’s. You are never going to score again!

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About bigshotprof

College Professor in the Communication Studies department at Pace University. My personal life fall somewhere in the gap between less than you want to know and more than you need to know.
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2 Responses to The “Is Your Anger Like Mel Gibson’s?” Quiz:

  1. michellefrommadison says:

    That girl is lucky to have any teeth left after the crimes she did to Mel, imo.

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