White-Side Story, Part II: Sangria!

(Spoken)

Sangria!

(Sings)

The most fruitiful taste I’ve ever had.

Sangria.

Sangria. Sangria. Sangria.

Now room temperature wine  just makes me sad.

Sangria. Sangria. Sangria.

Sangria.

I just had a drink of Sangria.

And now I’d think it queer to ever drink a beer again.

Sangria.

It’s better than Tia Maria!

I know it soon will be the only drink of manly men!

Sangria.

Drink it cold and it tastes like manna.

Drink it hot—no I don’t think I wanna.

Hey, Donna.

You’ve got come try some Sangria!

The most fruitiful taste I’ve ever had . . . .

Sangri-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a . . . .

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About bigshotprof

College Professor in the Communication Studies department at Pace University. My personal life fall somewhere in the gap between less than you want to know and more than you need to know.
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