Songs From the G.O.P. Musical No-klahoma, pt. 4

We Just Say No.

We are the guys who just say No.

We think its wonderful fun

To make the process move so slow

They can’t get anything done.

McConnell gave us very clear directions.

That we should hinder everything they do.

He doesn’t put much stock in free elections

Except to give the voters a great big F-You!

We know that folks are out of work.

We know that folks are in pain.

You think that we are insane

But you should have voted McCain.

So we say no!

What ya gonna do when they have the votes to win it?

Use some lies to spin it?

What ya gonna do?

What ya gonna do when a guy should be your minion

But he asks for your opinion?

What ya gonna do?

Supposin’ they want something you want too

And your record shows you support.

What ya gonna do when your record follows you?

Defame! Deny! Distort!

So we’re the guys who just say No.

No matter what, who or when.

That’s how the desp’rite GOP

Will make some gains in O-10.

When we were in the White House and Democrats demurred

We said they were divisive, called them traitors.

But now that we are outside if that even is inferred

We call them Commie, radical dictators.

We know we’re cruel and cynical.

We only care about us.

But we will weedle and cuss

Till you hate them more than us.

We’ll   j-u-u-u-s-s-s-t   s-a-a-a-a-y  N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-!

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College Professor in the Communication Studies department at Pace University. My personal life fall somewhere in the gap between less than you want to know and more than you need to know.
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