On the Passing of Ol’ Lou Dobbs!

Do not go gentle off to old Fox News.

Extremist views must too grace CNN.

Puff! Puff! Your angry right wing views.

 

Though windbags need by nature spew their dreck,

You’re better served amid non-foaming men

Than hanging out with nut jobs like Glenn Beck.

 

It’s true, yea, true enough you’ve paid your dues,

Like Sean and Bill and all their bretheren—

Puff! Puff! Your angry right wing views!

 

Oh, sure you’ll get to play with their stacked deck.

And they will put Geraldo in a pen.

But you’ll still hang with nut jobs like Glenn Beck.

 

Like all so blue of blood, you need your crews.

And need in your old age to feed that yen.

Puff! Puff! Your angry right wing views.

 

So Lou just please consider new debuts.

How many years you got left? Maybe ten?

Do not gentle off to old Fox News.

Puff! Puff! Your angry right wing views!

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About bigshotprof

College Professor in the Communication Studies department at Pace University. My personal life fall somewhere in the gap between less than you want to know and more than you need to know.
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