That’s Why the Lady Needs an App! (Song Parody)

I get so hungry in the mid-afternoon

I need patchouli, and I need it soon.

That’s why I’m downloading the new Urbanspoon

And why this lady needs an app!

I’m into fashion and elegant clothes.

Don’t want to look like no street-walkin’ Hoes.

That’s why I spent a buck at a site called JoJo’s

And why this lady needs an app!

I download free, fresh software all day

Try not to pay

Things get sticky, hit iWiki.

I jailbreak my phones, don’t take none of their crap!

That’s ‘cause the lady needs an app.

Most folks can sit back and simply relax.

By when it comes to that I get panic attacks.

So I pull poker up, but only open with Jacks.

And why this lady, that’s why this lady, that’s why this lady needs an app.

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About bigshotprof

College Professor in the Communication Studies department at Pace University. My personal life fall somewhere in the gap between less than you want to know and more than you need to know.
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